A Hole
is no problem with Julius Pierpont


New tube?


Isaiah 46:8--"Remember this, fix it in mind, take it to heart, you rebels." 


Pppphhhffffsssstttttt. What's religion without trial and tribulation?  No matter how anointed you think you are, any significant amount of this-worldly bicycle riding results in the inevitable flat tire.   "Fix it in mind" as BJ and JP help you through.

Proverbs 12:18--Reckless words pierce like a sword, but the tongue of the wise brings healing. 
No shit-talking please, words of wisdom thank you.

Ecclesiastes 8:8
No man has power over the wind to contain it [Or over his spirit to retain it]; so no one has power over the day of his death.
air happens

Isaiah 11:8
The infant will play near the hole of the cobra, and the young child put his hand into the viper's nest.
Babies are especially susceptible to holes.

Beware snakebites!

Maybe play around with a full tire underwater.
Genesis 1:7 - So God made the expanse and separated the water under the expanse from the water above it. And it was so.

Locate the hole(s).


Job 39:28
He dwells on a cliff and stays there at night; a rocky crag is his stronghold. 
Dead Babies higher! And rough and rocky... establishing a strong hold.

Psalm 129
   1 They have greatly oppressed me from my youth—let Israel say-
    2 they have greatly oppressed me from my youth, but they have not gained the victory over me.
    3 Plowmen have plowed my back and made their furrows long.
    4 But the BICYCLE LORD is righteous; he has cut me free from the cords of the wicked.

Furrow thy rubber!  Scratch at the surface, reveal what lies beneath!

Live long and prosper.
Colossians 1:17--He is before all things, and in him all things hold together
.words of wisdo 

Just like vulcanizing fluid, BJ keeps us together.

As Tom Petty says, the waiting is the hardest part..

Psalm 27:14
Wait for the BICYCLE LORD ; be strong and take heart and wait for the BICYCLE LORD.

You can do a lot of things in your five minutes, most notably check your rim and tire for the cause of the puncture.  A rag-covered finger works less bloodily than the bare hand for feeling the inside of your tire.

Genesis 43:23--"It's all right," he said. "Don't be afraid. Your Bicycle God, the Bicycle God of your father, has given you treasure in your sacks; I received your silver."

Exodus 11:2
Tell the people that men and women alike are to ask their neighbors for articles of silver...

2 Samuel 8:11
King David dedicated these articles to the BICYCLE LORD, as he had done with the silver...

Make sure to peel the silver from your patch, and it'll be all right

Isaiah 25:11--They will spread out their hands in it, as a swimmer spreads out his hands to swim.

Job 41:15-17 ..rows of shields tightly sealed together;  16each is so close to the next that no air can pass between. 17They are joined fast to one another; they cling together and cannot be parted.
Sometimes you may need more than one patch.


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