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Prudish, over-sensitive, and anti-choicers should just surf away. Clicking here sez "I am a sissy who is afraid of that what enters my mind." Run away!!

 

The Dead Baby Bikes Chopper Club seeks not to offend, and if reading the name is too much for you, then git out. There was some guy living in the space before the shop was there who had nailed up a baby doll to the garage door to mark his territory, and we ran with it. No more mysterious than that. We find that it scares the weenies away, and therefore embrace it.

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