as used by Dead Babies, followers of Bicycle Jesus, and soon the Entire World's Populace

BFH noun a hopefully exceedingly large hammer

verb a fall-to-winter "sport" where one carefully scales a less-than-fully foliaged white birch tree, hopefully high enough so that when lean is introduced a calm bending to drop the climber gently to the ground occurs, rather than stranding them in mid-air or snapping.

CANPYRE noun a mostly benevolent and benificient creature of the dark who seeks bottles and cans for what it gives them. rarely seen in the daylight, unless protected by a shopping cart
CRAPPY STICK noun any piece of relatively straight, skinny, and preferably light and flimsy material that you can put through a frame's tubing to see where things will or won't want to end up before you cut anything

DILLIGAF  acronym "Do I Look Like I've Got a Fork?" or something like that.

DEAD BABY FLU affliction doesn't always take a club ride, sometimes just occurs after hanging out with bad company. symptoms include but are not limited to: inability to attend work, painful standing or even sitting upright, and general malaise.

FORVM noun 1. a place where Dead Baby or anyone else can discuss topics on the internet located here or where you see the little   2. a place where Penthouse prints their sex stories


GUTENTIGHT adj. - 1. a more than adequate German torque specification 2. how all the dirndl and lederhosen wearers feel late in the day at Oktoberfest


HALFA- pref. - one half of  (one), as in "Like I give halfacrap?"
HAMSTER noun - 1. any unfinished or left behind beers, drinks, food, smokes, etc when most of the party has left. 2. any of a subfamily(Cricetinae) of small Old World rodents having very large cheek pouches
HAMSTER PATROL noun - the cleaning, consolidation, and consumption of each and every hamster at a later time than the party's end. aka Pabst Blue Recon, etc. No Hamster Left Behind! decanting from cans, Solo cups, and dark bottles into a preliminary clear vessel (before the joining in the giant pitcher/bowl/bucket what-have-you) is advised for the nicotine intolerant

PERMABORROW -verb. - 1. an indefinite loaning of materials or services. until they want it back. -adverb (or is that adj?). - 1. in a state of indefinite loaning of materials or services. until they want it back. as in: It's on permaloan...
verb - a contraction of "pre-register", and sounding enough like pregnant or "preggers" it seems far righter for DBB purposes. was actually subconsciously misspelled, subsequently caught in proofing before print, and then accepted, embraced, and snickeringly used ever since.

ROJAMBO game - a version of rock-paper-scissors where looking the competitor in the eyes is of the utmost import. very good for deciding arguments, losing or winning bragging rights, and general goofy rivalrous fun
RUDE-DRIVER noun - a screwdriver used for doing nasty things it weren't meant to do, such as prying, chiseling, paint-scraping, hole-punching, etc.  Need not be suitable for driving screws anymore. 

SAND noun - 1. loose granular material that results from the disintegration of rocks, consists of particles smaller than gravel but coarser than silt, and is used in mortar, glass, abrasives, and foundry molds 2. soil containing 85 percent or more of sand and a maximum of 10 percent of clay; broadly : sandy soil
SPOT-TIGHT - a torque specification so high that the apllier sees spots
STARTLE verb a quaint British term for the use of impact (force applied over a short time period, like a hammer blow to a wrench handle) to free stuck parts
SUPER noun - 1. as in Super Chopper, Georgetown Brewing's super-hopped variation of Chopper's Red Ale, surely super soporific! 2. powerful and free (how we like it!) video conversion software available from eRightSoft after an excessive number of pages to click through

VAGINA: noun 1 : a canal in a female mammal that leads from the uterus to the external orifice of the genital canal  2 : a canal that is similar in function or location to the vagina and occurs in various animals other than mammals
VOKKENPUCH mode of transportation from the German, sometimes the only method of getting somewhere with a flat tire almost on time

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