If it be only paper,
I can chop it!

Leonardo DiChopprio, father of chopper building, has broke us into a little ranting and raving as we throw back pints on Thursdays at the 'Room. And it's best then when Kingy gives up the paper and whichever happens to be this week's pen.
Wait, I've seen these, where's
the new stuff?

The Evolution of Choppification as it seemed to be after a few too many Murphy's and Fat Tires.

The kick bike is real. I think.

 

One must have a light, so that they might see where they're headed.

Or a paisley shaped rig.

Stars, lightning, springs,and ape-hangers, what more could one need?

 

How to ride a thorny tyred byke.

How to make a thorn.

How to make a sexy fork.

Lots sideways.

 

Hmmm.

Uphill could be painful, more painful than the usual banging of knees upon the chin.

Laid back?

Rake adjustment advised.

Amazing backward writing.

 

There are chains that support your front wheel, I'm sure of it.

There are slinky linkages that do it more elegantly.

Beware the thorny tyres.

 

We all have dreams.

Some scary, some romantic, some social (how many sets of cranks?!), some far, far alone.

 

Extend.

Extend.

Extend.

Extend.

Extend.

Extend.

 

Electricity is a constant fetish, being so tingly exciting,

Batteries are very heavy with half-uphill riding.

Obey the Governor.

As always, more later... MORE here

Choppification

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