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Now lissen up quick (depending on connection speed), and lissen up good, grankiddies, 'cuz last year I won this thing, way way back in '97. That trophy's a wily elusive bugger, I'll tell you that. And no Seafair parade? Why did I even bother? |
The Winners
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Now lissen up quick (depending on connection speed), and lissen up good, grankiddies, 'cuz last year I won this thing, way way back in '97. That trophy's a wily elusive bugger, I'll tell you that. And no Seafair parade? Why did I even bother? |
Why? Cuz they let me pass on the trophy to the newly fastest, a-wearin my spiffy yellow jersey, that's why. Let's get that sun blazing down the alley like all these racers just did. I see you've smartly already visited the kegs and pies. Congratulations #135. The king oversees the presentation. |
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yoobj 1998 DOWNHILL WINNER |
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-135- official time: 2 minutes 22 seconds name: Justin Moe bragging rights: secured collect and trade all the cards! |
Kissy kissy. Or is he just looking at his name? |
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But of course that's just the beginning of the ends, right?
Now the Messenger Challenge, now there's a real race. Those 20-orso riders are still rippin round Lake Union. Where are they? How long is this gonna take?
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The Dead Baby official-looking ladies-in-waiting. Where are they? |
And who with the camera ready for this tape break? Hmm, we wuz too excited already. Busy clearing miscreants from the alley once again. Hey, get me more pix and I'll throw 'em on. You showed up good in the video you know.
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yoobj 1998 MESSENGER CHALLENGE WINNER |
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-?- where's the shirt? unofficial time: 20 minutes somethin', or was it less then 20? name: Tim Mason bragging rights: extra-secured oops: let grenade loose on QA collect and trade all the cards! |
Nice champagne blast frozen in time. Nice trigger finger Louie.
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Well, this one actually took home the hugely reflectored trophy for "the fanciest bike." Obvoiusly. Good work. Shows that sometimes all it takes is a thrift-store visit and a little sicko ingenuity to win a trophy. And some Karo syrup. Chet, there's a real nice picture out there that hasn't made it to my scanner. Yahz lookin good. Congratulations. |
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And everyone lived happily ever after. Just like T-002. Yee-hee. We'll be at your party later this year, and of course you're surely invited for next year. Keep your eyes out for the colors. Smile and laugh. See ya August '99. |
