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rec'd 102210
Ride Report on FBF MMX 101510-101710 Away Team: -Celese -CJ -Dave (Dave ?) -Elwood -Ian -KO -Mathew -Peter -Sarah G -Soren Friday: -Freak Bike Alley Cat, no db's competed. -Dropouts Club Ride, started at the end of the alley cat. We milled about, drank and finished with a keg and two rounds of foot down. Ian took the first round. The second round went to Peter, after Ian's rear wheel got folded by a fierce competitor (Twitch, ...I think). Saturday: -Boozy Breakfast, hosted by Tim Tim and Sky Blue. -Events: ~Rollo ...woooof! ~Six Pack Attack ...team db took it! Peter, Soren, Elwood, Ian, Prospect Tia (PDX), PreProspect B Lez (PDX). ...shot gunnin' them was the clincher! ~Plastic Tray Skid ...three heat elimination. Final round: Rabbit (Dropouts), Ian (Dead Baby Bikes), Peter (Dead Baby Bikes). Final, Ian took that on Elwood's trike! ~Backwards Ride ...we competed but Maitland took it. -After party ...this is where it gets foggy (y'all can fill this part in). Sunday: -Kelsey's Wake ...wooooooof!!! It was good to be there, the Club got a lot of love for coming and paying their respects. The PDX Chapter of Dead Baby Bikes did it big, they took care of most of Saturdays activities. Way to step up! *Feel free to add more gory details.

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