Holy Shit, Initiative!
now's the time to read!!
No, now's the time to
Fill in what needs filling
in, and submit at the bottom, reader.
You are about
to fill out a form where all of your information will be assimilated.
You will bee-come part of the deadbabybikes.org collective hive. We may attach initials
of yours to your e-mail address on the web.
We will release member information to Club
Members and Close Associates only,
specifically your digits and
e-mail on the upcoming Big List. The postal
address is for a map, a geographical density
study, carpools, holiday cards and/or gifts, and if
we ever publish something on hard copy and we have to
USPS. It will only be shared with those deemed
worthy, no stalkers. This information culling
should secondarily be used to produce your DBB member page, after we get phone digits and e-mail for
the Big List. Fill in as much as you
can, and click submit at the bottom.
Your information will distill briefly or longer, we
may break out oak casks if it's good stuff, but will
be sure to let it steam out the shack, at somewhere
near DBB.org headquarters, and, as in a
perfect world, should slowly disseminate to the member pages.
All important shit will be
destroyed *way before necessary*.
You'll never catch us, Tom
By pressing Submit
on thia form you will merely send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org, nothing more. Please send a
200x300 pixel image to put on your page, too.
And bike pix. And a 100x100 headshot.
Fake input will
be ignored (unless it's
inspired nonsense). All input might
be confirmed before posted. All input rides
the precarious rim of the shit can.
think you need to worry.
For the masses,
what your page will look like:
e-mail a 200x300 pic of yoursel!, once,
a blurb about yourself?: (256 characters)
following boxwa are to help you create some kind of fun-ass
biographical shit, because you were so lame writing your own
blurb above. So far these are some of the
subjects I've found most applicable & intriguing, add
more below ...
"designed/built/engineered/helped" + tales: (512 characters) v
Ons: (256 characters) v
Offs: (256 characters) v
v Websites I'm Famous On: (256
Websites I Go To Too Much, and
want you to, too: (256
v Nonsense (256 characters) v
birthday mm.dd.yy: hide Model Year (yy)
DBB Race number:
address stays secret, primary phone only to Big List (which
is deftly and concernedly distributed), watch out what you
say in the "Other Shit" box, it will/may go to your
page... You might want to think up other things to
include into the standard data sheet. Other Playboy
peeps have flown things like food, films, beers, dates, TV
shows, toys, etc. and that's what 'Other Shit' is for.
E-mail any extra tales to email@example.com. And send a 200x300 picturefor your
page, and a 100x100 headshot, too! Hard drive
down... Secondary fone will be stored on my living hard
drive for emergency release purposes only, It'll never reach
print. All optional, of course.
Colors? Favorites? Ambitions? Embarrassing
Moments? Fabulous Moments? Musicians? Sweets?
Salts? Kinks? Scents? All go in 'other
shit' until it overwhelms..
The secondary phone only gets to the list if you write it in,
another line (if you need it):
Shit to Say: (512
remember, nothing's required,
we're not big info-whores, secrets are safe, but....
please, no abuse, once is enough