Holy Shit, Initiative!
now's the time to read!!
 --WARNING!--
No, now's the time to
read!!
Fill in what needs filling
in, and submit at the bottom, reader.
You are about
to fill out a form where all of your information will be assimilated.
You will bee-come part of the deadbabybikes.org collective hive. We may attach initials
of yours to your e-mail address on the web.
We will release member information to Club
Members and Close Associates only,
specifically your digits and
e-mail on the upcoming Big List. The postal
address is for a map, a geographical density
study, carpools, holiday cards and/or gifts, and if
we ever publish something on hard copy and we have to
USPS. It will only be shared with those deemed
worthy, no stalkers. This information culling
should secondarily be used to produce your DBB member page, after we get phone digits and e-mail for
the Big List. Fill in as much as you
can, and click submit at the bottom.
Your information will distill briefly or longer, we
may break out oak casks if it's good stuff, but will
be sure to let it steam out the shack, at somewhere
near DBB.org headquarters, and, as in a
perfect world, should slowly disseminate to the member pages.
All important shit will be
destroyed *way before necessary*.
You'll never catch us, Tom
Ridge!
By pressing Submit
on thia form you will merely send an email to deadbabybikes@hotmail.com, nothing more. Please send a
200x300 pixel image to put on your page, too.
And bike pix. And a 100x100 headshot.
Fake input will
be ignored (unless it's
inspired nonsense). All input might
be confirmed before posted. All input rides
the precarious rim of the shit can.
I don't
think you need to worry.
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