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The theory was to begin at the Owl&Thistle @ 7pm. O&T is the link better 'socciated than the calendar's. They were friendly, however that girl with the apron kept pushing to the bar and got many drinks before me. Not like she didn't bring them later...

We had the meet, good ole Ranstrom showed drunk for the voting, but didn't vote. But the votes went yea Trent, yea Matty R for rockers, and wait 1 month for KC. And it was good.

Jesse introduced himself (with a new vest) and Tyler (T-bag) showed with fresh cut off sleeves. Drinking ensued.

Somebody said prospects should sing karaoke. That person will be slain as soon as we assess blame. But it did turn out swell.

Bonnie-angel in the morning- many, many babies voiced... Started it off like nobody's bidness,.. baby! baby! c'mon!
figgy-just a gigolo, NOBODY, nobody, all that
Kev C, not doing Bad Leroy Brown, well better than the last try (by others).... went for Ms. Lauper's Girl's Just Wanna Have Fun, and on the second try pulled it off to the enjoyment of all girls plus
Mr. Ryan can't rhyme fast as Sir MixALot, sadly, but plenty of babies had back. No, plennnty. And I cannot lie. Sexy girls swarmed the stage.
Mr. Nolan musta been in there in the mix, was it he wifda medina? ood oom chik chik / ood oom chik chik / ood oom chik chik / dunt dunt dun dunggght

AND it rained, perhaps the greatest (realest?) rain ever in Dead Baby History, but we all made it. KC had stolen the truck. Mother Weather Nature seemed not to cower in usual DBB form.

Peanuts. Lots of peanuts. And cheap Pabst. Howc ould you go wrong? Sadly, the giant billiards table is gone, replaced by a more efficacious, economical game.

And I sent some fool out with $10 of my money for Ranier Ale at 1:40am (20min to cutoff in this hood) and on the search (to regroup) fouled DonkeyRope's tire apparently. Sorry. Made it back. I hear he patched tough, good baby.

R/W