-the sport of kings- -and we scurrilous knaves-

So this year we tried to class it up a little, what with finely crafted lanes of caution tape and orange cones, squires that theoretically knew what they were doing, even a bit of scaffolding to officiate from. But we forgot the megamaphone (dammit!), and don't really have all that much class to spare, anyway.

But nobody got hurt, everybody got hoarse, and hence it was deemed a success. Get your live-action pictures in photographers!

Messmann has declared himself winner. But Ian S and Sunshine also claim to never have been knocked down, either, and there is some conjecturing to whether it was 2-out-of-3 or single elimination, or what. I suppose we'll see at the Chvnkathalon on September 11, 2004, just who's got the skilz.

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