--all hail the Bicycle Jesus! Hallelujah! ---

He hath risen!
or, why you, too, should build a tallbike
or, All about "rising",
or "Newman! I shoulda known!"

BJ before creating the tallbike.

5The angel said to the women, "Do not be afraid, for I know that you are looking for Bicycle Jesus, who was crucified. 6He is not here; he has risen, just as he said. Come and see the place where he laid frames together. 7Then go quickly and tell his disciples: 'He has risen from the dead baby bike pile a tallbike and is going ahead of you into Galilee. There you will see him.' Now I have told you."

--Angels explains: BJ was here, worse for wear, but created a tallbike from the pile and rode off.  Ladies are ALWAYS invited into the shop.  Git!  He went over Bill's gal's place.
  Matthew 28:5-7


Psalm 68

1 May Bicycle God arise, may his enemies be scattered; may his foes flee before him.
2 As smoke is blown away by the wind, may you blow them away; as wax melts before the fire, may the wicked perish before Bicycle God.
3 But may the righteous be glad and rejoice before God; may they be happy and joyful.

 See?  Just gitcher' bike tall and all is swell.

Isn't that Jimmy Staples?!? > 


next to Bicycle Godliness...

Psalm 24
3 Who may ascend the hill of the BICYCLE LORD ?
Who may stand in his holy place?
4 He who has clean hands and a pure heart,
who does not lift up his soul to an idol
or swear by what is false.

So, afterwards, wash your hands good or you'll lose uphill mobility.  And dry them, no slipping off the bars in a climb.

(High...) Get higher, baby (High...) Get higher, girl! (High...) Get higher, baby! (High...) C'mon! Rrrrrah!!








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