Dookie X
aka: the Jester, Adam, Hamster Patrol, Webguy
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I can pick boogers you haven't even dreamt of.  And, yes, that is rye toast.  And no, it'll never work.  
Made all 3 or 4 of the first friggin' choppers, made the first 3 tallbikes.  Breathed in life early (you slacks), and now blow it up your asses if you're not up to speed.  Got a little tired after the push, but the *best prospect ever* picks up mass slack.  And others, too, grandly confabulate.  But I'm tired, the website rocks, lemme alone, I'll play with that.  Pick it up, kids.  Oh, and guard the bikes, prospect!  And though I jest gently, the wit's way sharper than a rapier.

and many many more...  where's the Plum?

Turn Ons: Violent thunderous rains, Long sleep, Dry socks, TwinPops, silent riding, Portland, rye toast, C₂H₅OH, gardening, gainful employment, hot bicycle girls, downhill

Turn Offs: bolt cutters, fisticuffs, dental work, drunken idiots, belligerence, glaucoma, poverty, depression, Celtic black moods, flat tires, ass-stank

Zodiacal Info:6.27.67

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